nicevagina:

Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo. 

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“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

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We went out for my mom’s birthday last night and I decided to throw on a dress and some lipstick because hey, my mom doesn’t turn 54 everyday! Also, my hair is kind of opposite ombre and I love it!

  •  Dress: ASOS Curve (size 22
  •  Belt: ASOS Curve (size 20/22)
  •   Sandals: Avon (size 10)






roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

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amerrypotterurl:

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom

KFC

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

yes-butno:
A golden retriever husky mix. 


Gimmeeeeeee

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

yes-butno:

A golden retriever husky mix. 

Gimmeeeeeee

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andrewwk:

#andrewwk #partytip #partyhard

andrewwk:

#andrewwk #partytip #partyhard

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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