- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

(via missalphabet)


at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via shante-atthedisco)

(via saudade-is-sadder)


she was special and unique because unlike other girls she read a book and drank a tea and didnt talk about a clothes

dragonwhoard:

sliced bread is the best thing since betty white

dragonwhoard:

sliced bread is the best thing since betty white

(via savyamuzingpanda)



darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via klingram)



mrgolightly:

It’s also very important that you know a very young Anna Kendrick did a cover of The Ladies Who Lunch in the criminally underrated musical Camp. It’s on Netflix, and you’re welcome.

this movie is SO perfect


lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

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mrgolightly:

God bless ’90s Nickelodeon for fighting the good fight.



collaredginger:

Women of ALL sizes deserve respect

collaredginger:

Women of ALL sizes deserve respect

(via fathominid)