My name is Alison but you can call me Al. I like it. My blog is kind of all over the place. I say "I mean" before starting most sentences. I am Awkward. Funny. Anxious. Colorful. Bitchy. Sweet. I'm also big, white, beautiful and loving it. I dress to impress or I look like a bum. I probably should become a makeup artist. I live and die for music, movies, TV shows, and bright colors. Oh and food of course. I also love books. Reading and writing are big hobbies of mine. As well as shopping. I have a weird obsession with sunglasses. The bigger the better! I also have literally hundreds of headbands. I paint my nails at least once a week. Wanna know more? Feel free to ask me anything. Consider me an open book!